Friday, April 8, 2005

Don't Cut My Hair

I have bad hair. It has been bad my whole life, and there isn't much I can do about it. My hair grows unevenly and sticks up wherever it wants unless I force it down with extra super hold products and a stern talking-to.

It logically follows that my hair is also hard to cut. It needs to be helped out by the barber or my bad hair is made worse. I have to have someone who knows what they are doing. But I am also cheap. All of these factors do not mix well together.

My mother used to cut my hair when I was younger and that was just fine with me. But my first try as a grown-up was Philip Pelusi in downtown Pittsburgh. I worked nearby and it was very convenient to go there on my lunch break. Unfortunately it was very expensive (see "I am cheap") and my company soon moved out of downtown.

My next try was the ever popular SuperCuts. The first time I visited I actually got a good haircut for half the price of the first place. That luck would not last, however, since their company policy is to not have appointments. You just get whatever stylist happens to be available. My second cut looked like I caught the business end of a weed-whacker with the top of my head. But subsequent visits brought somewhat better results, and the price was right for me.

Then someone burned the place to the ground. And that began the legacy of how my bad hair has had a bad effect on any place that has agreed to cut it.

Since the smoke and water damage had shut down the SuperCuts until it (and some of the adjoining businesses) could be completely gutted and rebuilt, I had to search for someplace new.

A few people referred me to Mimi's, a small independent salon with only a few employees. The location was pretty hard to get in and out of, but I got an ok haircut for a reasonable price. Can you guess what happened next? Upon hearing that she was being let go, one of the stylists went crazy. She broke things, spilled expensive products all over the salon and stabbed leather haircut chairs with metal haircut scissors. In the next few weeks Mimi's went out of business and the building went up for sale. It is still empty.

I had to move on yet again. This time I thought I try somewhere convenient. Lucca's was located in a new shopping area close to our house and was only a minute walk away from the new supermarket that we frequented. My first haircut was amazing. But that stylist went on maternity leave and I had to search for another.

Well, I've been through 3 since then and I could probably have done a better job myself with a Flowbee. But the first stylist is finally back from having the baby. It may be months before she has an opening for an appointment, but I have decided that I will wait however long it takes to have her cut my hair.

That is until I walked past the salon yesterday. It is gone. Only an empty building and an "Available" sign mark where my hair used to be cut.

I can't say that I'm surprised. My hair and I knew it was just a matter of time.

6 comments:

jayman said...

Hate to say, but I don't think you destroyed Lucca's. They seem to have only moved...and not too far. There are just up the street from the Cue and Cushion on Route 51. I noticed the shop today on my bus ride home.

glenn hreha said...

Two things:

1. At least you have hair.
2. Steph needs to learn to cut hair to keep the tradition going. Your mom cuts hair, Aunt 'Nita cuts mine ... wait ... just a minute. On second thought, with your hair history, maybe having Steph cut it would not be a good idea. Disaster seems to be following your hair.

ug

Thad said...

Two more things:

3. At least you know how cheap you are
4. You are still obsessed with your hair

I go to Mastercuts and have mine cut by whomever is ready. 9 times out of 10 it looks good and the 10th one is free anyway. I'd find a chain - stay away from those places with the "creative" names like "The Tortise and the Hair" or "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow."

Anonymous said...

and places that have a man's name in them....Especially with a lot of "s"................................ ...Like "Stephen's Hair Designs".....

........I don't want to talk about it

Tim-A

Yagagakhee said...

My hair was getting very long, so I went in for a quickie at Supercuts the other day. Worst decision ever.

As per company policy, they got me out of there in fifteen minutes, and I now look like I'm ready to enter boot camp.

j said...

first of all put the flobey down!!!!
those things are just scarry.
but i just wanna know the name of the
girl went crazy at mi mi's salon
i work at a salon and we just had to get rid of someone that worked there...and lets just say she was a ticking time bomb

Post a Comment